Car Locksmith NYC X-files: The Day The Alligator Ate My Car Keys.

A man, a Zoo, an Alligator, and a Set of Keys:

I am pretty sure my story will take the cake for submissions into MetroLocal Locksmith NYC’s customer car locksmith NYC horror stories contest.  You might never believe what I am about to tell you, but here it goes anyway!  I’m an adjunct assistant zookeeper at a popular zoo in New York City.  That’s all the details I’m going to give you on location because I don’t want to upset my bosses any further, and I certainly don’t want to attract any unnecessary heat from PETA or Animal Services.  

One a not so distant afternoon, I was going about my afternoon job tasks of cleaning out the house o’ reptiles.  Around about the time I was almost finished swabbing down the upper portions of the ravine wall surrounding the alligator enclosure, I had the sinking sensation that I could no longer feel my key chain on my pocket.  Follow that with the even more sinking sensation I felt when I saw “Big Louie” happily gobbling up my mess of keys that had landed not far from his snout.  To make matters worse, my house and my car keys were on the key chain!

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